That Was Marge, Bitch
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"That Was Marge, Bitch"
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Song Information
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"That Was Marge, Bitch" is a song by Goobie-Woo and Homer.
Lyrics
- Goobie-Woo:
- You been wasting all your time, throwing shade at Marge.
- You think behind your back that, yeah, she's been living large.
- Well, I really, really hate to burst your bubble, boo.
- All this time, she been spending all that cash on you.
- Homer:
- On me? No way.
- I'm sure that-- Huh?
- Goobie-Woo:
- Homie, Homer, check your elf.
- You ain't too bright, I'll explain the sitch.
- All them problems you think you solved yourself,
- That was Marge, bitch.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, bitch.
- Goobie-Woo:
- The time your bar tab was forgiven by Moe.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, bitch.
- Goobie-Woo:
- That time Dr. Hibbert reattached your big toe.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, bitch.
- Goobie-Woo:
- The time you got off of that DUI.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, bitch.
- Goobie-Woo:
- I think by now you know the reason why.
- Goobie-Woo in da house!
- Homer:
- Oh my god.
- Goobie-Woo:
- Whoo!
- Homer:
- All this time, I've been thinking the worst about Marge, but she was using the money to save me.
- Goobie-Woo:
- Ya think?
- And she only kept it a secret to save your dumbass male pride.
- Homer:
- Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo, now I can clearly see.
- I've got the greatest wife and spouse that there could ever be.
- And what's more... Huh? Holy crap, I just flew past the tree!
- Backing elves:
- You're gonna live, bitch.
- Goobie-Woo:
- You're gonna live, bitch.
- Backing elves:
- You're gonna live, bitch.
- Homer:
- Yeah, I'm gonna live.
