A Fish Called Selma/Quotes
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< A Fish Called Selma
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- Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
:Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
- Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
- Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
- Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
:Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
:Mom's Sister: Is this a sham marriage?
- Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
:Selma: Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
- (The iguana chirps)
:Troy: Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
:Thug: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
- Mob Boss: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
- Thug: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
:Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
:Sister: Are you gay?
- Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
- Sister: Stop!
