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"A Chorus Line"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Groundskeeper Willie Length: 0:47 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Original lyrics: Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban Parody lyrics: Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, David S. Cohen and Bob Kushell Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror V"

"A Chorus Line" is a musical number that the Simpson family and Groundskeeper Willie perform with their insides turned out in the Nightmare Cafeteria segment of "Treehouse of Horror V" during the end credits.

Lyrics

Simpsons:

One...

Chorus line of people

Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:

Two/Too...

All:

..Many dancing people

Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just

One

Sniff of that fog and you're inside out

It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about

Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in

The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine

Happy Halloween!

Behind the Laughter

"A Chorus Line" s a parody of the song "One" from the hit long running Broadway show, A Chorus Line.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror V"