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"One"
A Chorus Line.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Groundskeeper Willie
Length: 1:04
Writer(s): Original: Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban
Parody lyrics: Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, David S. Cohen and Bob Kushell
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror V"

"One" is a musical number that the Simpson family and Groundskeeper Willie perform with their insides turned out.

Lyrics[edit]

Simpson family:
One!
Chorus line of people.
Dancing till they make us stop.
Willie:
Two!
All:
Many dancing people.
Covered with blood, gore, and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog,
And you're inside out.
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus,
You've read about.
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in.
The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine.
Happy Halloween!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"One" is a parody of the song "One" from the hit long running Broadway show, A Chorus Line.

Appearances[edit]