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- Bart: This is it, Lis. They're gonna make you an actual Disney princess. If that's what you really want?
- Lisa: Let's see, a lifetime of competition and anxiety as me, versus being totally taken care of? Tough choice. Tough choice.
- Loki: It is I, Loki, making another contractually obligated appearance. Though my powers are no match for the accountants at Disney business affairs. [shudders] Merchandising. So beneath me.
- Cruella de Vil: Disney gets rid of princesses as soon as they're 20. It's a fact.
- Princess: [sobs] I was 19 and three-quarters. Union!
- Ursula: And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites.
- Mickey Mouse: Aren't you forgetting someone? And don't say narcissistic.
- Princes: Sorry, Mickey! Sorry, Mickey! Don't hurt us. Won't happen again! Have you lost weight?
