Never Try

"Never Try"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Alex Désert Harry Shearer Characters: Barney Gumble Carl Carlson Lenny Leonard Sam Larry Length: 0:14 Writer(s): Music: Jack Dolgen Lyrics: Elisabeth Kiernan Averick and Jack Dolgen Appearance(s): "The Star of the Backstage"

"Never Try" is a song performed by Barney Gumble and the barflies.

Lyrics

Barney:

I could've been a crooner,

Star of stage and screen.

But I'd just as sooner,

Barney and barflies:

Drink away my dream.

Barney:

Never try.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Star of the Backstage"