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Never Try

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"Never Try"
The Star of the Backstage promo 10.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Alex Désert
Harry Shearer
Characters: Barney Gumble
Carl Carlson
Lenny Leonard
Sam
Larry
Length: 0:14
Writer(s): Music: Jack Dolgen
Lyrics: Elisabeth Kiernan Averick and Jack Dolgen
Appearance(s): "The Star of the Backstage"

"Never Try" is a song performed by Barney Gumble and the barflies.

Lyrics[edit]

Barney:
I could've been a crooner,
Star of stage and screen.
But I'd just as sooner,
Barney and barflies:
Drink away my dream.
Barney:
Never try.

Appearances[edit]