Bartless on a Tuesday/Quotes
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- Milhouse: Hey, Martin, cool robot!
- Martin: This is my greatest creation, The Prince 5000! It's a robot designed to take a bully's beating!
- Milhouse: Really? Wow!
- Martin: Mrs. Simpson, is Bart at home?
- Marge: Oh hello, boys. Bart went out on an errand an hour ago, but he told me to make sure that you "two suckers"—er, I mean the two of you waited for him.
- Raphael: Ah, Mr. Simpson, I have your order right here. Can I interest you in some plastic facial augmentation or some fake vomit?
- Bart: Eh, that is so last millennium. This is the 21st century, man. I need a prank with an edge.
- Raphael: Well, how about a six-foot tall balloon? Legally, I'm not suppose to sell it to dwarfs or children under 10, but you seem like a responsible prankster.
- Bart: Whoa-mama!
- Milhouse: I'm sick of this waiting, matin! Three more hours and I'm out of here!
- Martin: You know something, you're right, Milhouse! We don't need Bart!
- Milhouse: We don't? I mean, yeah, we don't!
- Martin: The sun does not rise or set on Bart Simpson! Let's go get some ice cream.
- Milhouse: I'm sorry, Martin. I guess coming back here is sort of like admitting defeat.
- Martin: I consider it more like acknowledging we can't function without the rapscallion antics of Bartholomew.
- Milhouse: Yeah, that's what I said.
- Marge: Oh hello, boys. I'm sorry, you missed him again. He went to the Ice cream Parlor and Professor Frink's too look for you.
