• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Bartless on a Tuesday/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki



Milhouse: Hey, Martin, cool robot!
Martin: This is my greatest creation, The Prince 5000! It's a robot designed to take a bully's beating!
Milhouse: Really? Wow!

Martin: Mrs. Simpson, is Bart at home?
Marge: Oh hello, boys. Bart went out on an errand an hour ago, but he told me to make sure that you "two suckers"—er, I mean the two of you waited for him.

Raphael: Ah, Mr. Simpson, I have your order right here. Can I interest you in some plastic facial augmentation or some fake vomit?
Bart: Eh, that is so last millennium. This is the 21st century, man. I need a prank with an edge.
Raphael: Well, how about a six-foot tall balloon? Legally, I'm not suppose to sell it to dwarfs or children under 10, but you seem like a responsible prankster.
Bart: Whoa-mama!

Milhouse: I'm sick of this waiting, matin! Three more hours and I'm out of here!
Martin: You know something, you're right, Milhouse! We don't need Bart!
Milhouse: We don't? I mean, yeah, we don't!
Martin: The sun does not rise or set on Bart Simpson! Let's go get some ice cream.

Milhouse: I'm sorry, Martin. I guess coming back here is sort of like admitting defeat.
Martin: I consider it more like acknowledging we can't function without the rapscallion antics of Bartholomew.
Milhouse: Yeah, that's what I said.
Marge: Oh hello, boys. I'm sorry, you missed him again. He went to the Ice cream Parlor and Professor Frink's too look for you.