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- Kent Brockman: ...And that's why we have Daylight Savings Time. In other news, "Springfield's Wealthiest", an annual list of the richest people in Springfield, was published today. Montgomery Burns holds the top spot for the 74th consecutive year. But the real surprise came at #245: Local panhandler, Grifton Boozler. This homeless man's salary is reportedly well into the six figures!
- Homer: Six dollars an hour... and that's street value! Who knows how much that is in real money?
- Carl Carlson: Hey, Homer, me and Lenny are going to that new vending machine at the end of the hall for lunch. Wanna join us?
- Lenny Leonard: I hear it's more a vending experience than a meal.
- Homer: Kind sir, my wife ran off with a war veteran who will work for food. Can I have some money?
- Man: No.
