Somewhere Over the Brain-bow!/Quotes

Quotes

Philip J. Fry: I still don't like the idea of taking the biggest comic collection in the universe back to Earth to be sealed in liquid diamond forever.

Leela: But that's the only way they'll be collectibles according to "The Collectible Comic Guide to Collectible Comics."

Philip J. Fry: Yeah, but no one will ever be able to read them again.

Leela: Fry, comics were a lowbrow medium that did nothing but promote juvenile delinquency and false hopes for x-ray glasses.

Bender: Is this one you're reading new? "The Simpsons?"

Philip J. Fry: Yep. This is a reprint of the Simpsons Comic from the early 21st century. It's the only non-pornographic comic that's still being published.

Bender: Isn't that the TV show that made all those people go blind when it was first broadcast in HDTV in 2005?

Bender: Man, I don't remember a thing, and I reek of booze. Well I've learned my lesson. I'll never drink again! Hey, a bar! I think I'll have a few beers and celebrate my new sobriety! Gimme a brew and keep 'em coming, meatbag!

Moe Szyslak: Aw, that's what my ma used to call me! This one's on the house!

Carl Carlson: Man, that guy in the robot suit sure likes his duff beer.

Lenny Leonard: Maybe he's the new Duff mascot!

Bender: Would I get more free beer if I am?

Moe: Sure, I'd just bill the company.

Bender: Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer, or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!

Philip J. Fry: There it is, Springfield Elementary School. Lucky I memorized the layout of the town from playing all those Simpsons video games. And there's Principal Skinner talking to... Scruffy?

Principal Skinner: Willie, I want you to meet your new janitorial assistant what's that say on your jacket?

Scruffy: Scruffy.

Principal Skinner: Willie. Scruffy. Scruffy. Willie.

Scruffy: Hrmm.

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach.

Principal Skinner: Well, enough banter. Those urinals aren't going to cake themselves.

Lisa: [SIGH!]

Leela: Why do you let them push you around?

Lisa: Oh right! I just let them! What are you, the new guidance counselor?

Leela: If you say so, I mean, yes, I suppose I am.

Lisa: You guidance counselors say you want to help, but you just talk. You never do anything.

Leela: Oh, girls? Why don't you apologize to that girl and give her lunch back?

Francine Rhenquist: Or what?

Willie: Is everyone out of the school, Bart?

Bart: Yep, it's all clear. Lock her up, Willie.

Philip J. Fry: Hey! Let me out!

Scruffy: All Scruffy is saying is that the unification theory is just that... a theory.

Willie: Ach, but ye cannae convince me that the quantum universe theorem is the be all and end all, man.