Today Garage Sale

"Today Garage Sale"

Song Information Singers: Maggie Roswell Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Mario Jose Harry Shearer Pamela Hayden Nancy Cartwright Tress MacNeille Julie Kavner Characters: People of Springfield Length: 1:59 Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: John Swartzwelder Appearance(s): "Diary Queen"

"Today Garage Sale" is a song sung by the people of Springfield about the Ned Flanders' garage sale.

Lyrics

Helen Lovejoy:

This woman's gonna get

what she wants today.

Barney Gumble:

Barney's gonna buy

a new sconce today.

Comic Book Guy:

Gonna buy a broom to

play quidditch today.

Waylon Smithers:

Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.

[Music plays]

Julio:

I'm gonna buy some figurines today.

Some lovely pastoral scenes today.

I've finally found the rare girl with goat.

I'll stash them all in my NPR tote.

Today.

All:

The shoppers always haggle, low price.

And Flanders always gives in, too nice.

Ned Flanders:

Too nice, too nice.

I'll sell these fuzzy dice.

Maude bought them as

a joke I did not get.

Rod and Todd Flanders:

Today, today

We'll sell our toys, we pray.

'Cause playing is a

sin that we regret.

Yay!

[Music plays]

All:

Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.

A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.

Ned Flanders:

Today, today.

I'll undersell eBay

All:

We'll get some useless crap today!.

Homer:

See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,

and we're totally lost.

Today!.

Appearances

• Episode – "Diary Queen"