...The Permanent Record Room!/Quotes
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- Milhouse: That sure took a long time to super glue groundskeeper Willie's bed and table to the ceiling while he was passed out on the floor. What was the point?
- Bart: I just plant the seeds, Milhouse. The fun is seeing what grows.
- Agnes Skinner: Seymour!
- Seymour Skinner: I'm busy, mother!
- Agnes Skinner: What are you doing in here?
- Seymour Skinner: Narrating, mother.
- Agnes Skinner: That better not mean what I think it does!
- Jimbo: [SIGH] I hate this school.
- Kearney: You think you hate this school? I got a wet willie for not knowing the robot dog's name of Battlestar Galactica.
- Dolph: I didn't know what year "Space 1999" took place in, and they gave me a "native American" burn.
- Jimbo: I can't take it. What defense do we have against their brains?
- Kearney: Perhaps we should write and perfom a satirical one act play ponting out their foibles.
- Dolph: You know, that just might work. I'll get started on the costumes and...
- Bart: You know, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney. You're all really big. Why don't you just beat them up?
- Jimbo: ?
- Kearney:?
- Dolph: ?
- Homer: Can I have more syrup for my waffles?
- Abe Simpson: Syrups for sissies! I won't have it in my house! Unsweetened molasses! That's goo enough!
- Mona Simpson: Now, Abe... you know, if Homer doesn't get at least two cups of suggar in the morning, he falls right back to...
- Homer: Zzzz!
- Mona Simpson: Abe!
- Abe Simpson: I know! I know! I'll get the bacon.
- Seymour Skinner: My grandfather gave me this on his deathbed. It's a map, written a hundred years ago by a pirate king.
- Homer: It's a napkin from this ice cream ship.
- Seymour Skinner: So? You think pirates didn't like ice cream?
- Homer: Sorry.
