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The Dot Com Before the Storm/Quotes

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Homer: Why's your Internet connection so huge?
Smithers: That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk Al Gore in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My Malibu Stacy fan page and blog are on there.

Sea Captain: No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
Comic Book Guy: No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why Batman is better than Spider-Man!
Gil: Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
Nelson: Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
Lisa: Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
Patty: No! Our streaming MacGyver video.

Lisa: Hello?
Sherri/Terri: Are you the Internet now?
Lisa: I guess so.
Sherri/Terri: We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
Lisa: Have you tried the library?
Sherri/Terri: The what?

Milhouse: What's up?
Lisa: We noticed Grampa never stays on the same topic for more than a sentance or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.

Lisa: Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't life it distract you from real life.