I Am Their Queen

I Am Their Queen is a song sung by Lisa Simpson, the teachers and the staff at Springfield Elementary School in "The President Wore Pearls". In the song, the staff give Lisa a make over, using her vanity to distract her from her work as a newly elected class president. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Dana Gould. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Lisa:

You wanted to see me?

Edna Krabappel:

Actually, Lisa, I wanted you to see you. You're our president now. But you look like the First Lady of...Yaaaaaawn.

Lisa:

What would you change?

Teachers:

Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints,

Dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch.

Lisa:

I may be the new girl,

But you can't brainwash me.

Just Osh Kosh B'gosh me

And then leave me be.

To fight for kid power

I must be heard not seen.

I have to lead wisely

Not just primp and preen.

Teachers:

Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie,

Purse, lunchbox, teeth, Milhouse.

Lisa:

This beauting-up suits me,

There's beauty within me.

So let's Olsen Twin me,

Give them someone to love.

This grown-up makeover

Has made me a super tween.

For they are my people

And I am their queen!