Tastes Like Liberty

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Tastes Like Liberty is a jingle for Krusty Burger's ribwich in the episode "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can". It is a parody of the song "Like a Rock" by Bob Seger. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Kevin Curran. It is the fourteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Apu:

Hello, Springfield, come to my back-to-school parking lot blowout.

Marge:

School's starting, Bart! Aren't you excited? This year, you'll learn about local history!

Apu:

We've got first-rate school supplies at third world prices at the Kwik-E-Mart, where we believe in America. Please, don't beat me up anymore.

Boobarella:

Bad news: Ray Romano has sued to prevent the showing of the movie. Watch this commercial for Krusty Burger while I appeal this temporary injunction.

Singer:

Like a rib,

It tastes like liberty,

Like a rib

With a bun of sesame.

Announcer:

We start with authentic letter-graded meat and process the hell out of it 'til it's good enough for Krusty.

Krusty:

Try my new Krusty Ribwich! Mmm, I don't mind the taste!