Ralph begins by saying, "Christmas is my favorite 'Mas' of all! Here's what happened to me on that day!"
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What really happens
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| I woke up early and Mom undid my snoozy belts.
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Ralph sleeps strapped in bed by a couple of old belts (possibly Clancy's). Sarah gets him up in the morning by unbuckling the belts.
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| Then, I went downstairs and opened candy socks!
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Ralph has opened up his Christmas stocking and is now wearing it on his head and eating a chocolate bar.
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| Dr. Hiccup says I have to wear a helmet to make my head shaped right. Now I have a red one for church!
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Ralph, wearing a green helmet, is overjoyed to open a present and find a red helmet. Clancy, meantime, is similarly pleased to find that his present is a new police baton.
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| Mom got me a new T-shirt with words on it!
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Sarah gives Ralph a T-shirt that reads "I'm allergic to almost everything".
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| I was so happy, I set the Christmas Goose free to go find its head and neck!
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Ralph is outside holding a platter with the cooked goose and trimmings on it. He gives the platter a swing and sends the goose and trimmings flying into the air as Clancy stands at the window and watches in dismay.
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| Then I roasted marshmallows on the yule log.
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Ralph holds a marshmallow on a stick over a TV showing an image of a burning yule log.
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