The Fight Before Christmas/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes

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Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!

Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.

Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.

Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.

Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.

[After Martha Stewart decorates the Simpsons' house:]

Marge: Martha, the house looks beautiful. It's like Christmas with a childless gay couple.

Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds! [Barking is heard in the distance.] They'll be along any minute."

[After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]

Dog: "We, uhhhh ... blew the budget on Katy Perry."

[Moe makes several attempts to kiss Katy Perry, but can't get high enough to reach her face.]

Moe: "I'm just gonna kiss your belly button." [presses his face into her abdomen and starts kissing]

Katy: [surprised] "Uhh .. that's not my belly button."

[Moe breaks off the kiss and looks up at Katy.]

Katy: [quickly] "But I didn't say stop."

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