You're a Bunch of Stuff

You're a Bunch of Stuff is a song sung by the cast that subtly praises Marge's new inplants in the episode Large Marge. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the eleventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Lisa (speaking):

Mom, doesn't it bother you that you're getting all this attention just because of...those?

Homer (speaking):

That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained...

(singing)

through song.

You took a twenty-karat diamond

And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream.

Comic Book Guy:

You're like X-Men number three

In a mylar bag.

Snake Jailbird:

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are rag!

Mr. Burns:

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep.

The Sea Captain:

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset

In me fav'rite film...The Deep.

Moe Szyslak:

You're sexy and exotic

Like a hooker from Belize.

Dr. Hibbert:

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease.

All:

You're a sundae underneath

Two great big cherries.

Marge:

Keep in mind they're only

Temporar-ar-ies.

All:

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you.

Mayor Quimby:

You're The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—

(everyone gasps)

—dangerous criminals!

All:

Hooray!

Homer:

And they're all mine!

Aftermath

Marge wondered why Homer never sang a song like that to her before but Homer told her he was getting around to it.