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KrustyCo Inc.

Company Information

KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows

Image	Name	Type	Notes
250px	The Krusty the Clown Show	TV Show	The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy
250px	Krusty Komedy Klassics	TV Special
250px	Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials	TV Special	Ended up in a blimp accident.
250px	Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown	TV series	Brief late night series when Lisa takes over the Krusty the Clown Show
	The Krusty Movie	Film
50px	Kroon Along with Krusty	Album	Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein
	The Jokes We Stolen	Book	By Krusty the Clown
250px	Your Shoes' Too Big To Kickbox God	Biography	Ghostwritten by John Updike
	KrustyCon	Convention	A convention on all things Krusty^[1]

Locations

Image	Name	Type	Notes
250px	Krusty Burger	Fast food restaurant	Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield. One located on an offshore oil rig.
250px	Krustylu Studios	TV studios	Located on the Channel 6 studio lot
	Krusty's Clown College	Adult education	Taken over by the Springfield Mafia
	Krustyland Amusement Park	Amusement Park	Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
	Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids	Children's home	At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out

Merchandise

Toys

Krusty Doll
Krusty Giant Toy Drum^[2]
Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
Krusty Punch Doll^[2]
Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
Krusty Monopoly
Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
Krusty the Klown Action Figures
- Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
- Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
- Daredevil Krusty.
Krusty ballons^[2]

Food and Drink

Krusty-O's
Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
Frosty Krusty Flakes^[2]
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
Krusty's Famous Sauce
Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
Krusty Soda
Krusty Fried Chicken
Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
Krusty Kosher Ham
Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher Too!)
Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
Krusty Secret Sauce
Krustyshake
Krusty Kreamy-Os
Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")
Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ ^[1]
Krusty Mug^[2]
Krusty baby bottle^[2]

Clothes, bags and accesories

Krusty Costume^[2]
Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
Krusty Lunchboxes^[2]
Krusty T-Shirts^[2]
Krusty tote bag^[2]
Krusty Slippers^[2]
Krusty Towel^[2]

Electronics and Furniture

Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)^[2]
Krusty Phone^[2]
Krusty Wallclock^[2]
Krusty Bedside Lamp^[2]
Krusty Trash Basket^[3]
Krusty Bedsheets^[2]
Krusty Beanbag chair^[2]

Stationary

Krusty Pencil Tops^[2]
Krusty Posters
Krusty greeting cards
Krusty Calculator
Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

Krusty Pacifier^[2]
Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
Krusty-Brand Vitamins
Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne* Lady Krusty Mustache Removal* Krusty Electric Toothbrush
Krusty Eye wash
Krusty Personal Swabs
Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
Krusty Condoms^[1]

Misc.

Krusty Handguns
Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test

Non-Canon

References

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 The Krusty Book
↑ ^2.00 ^2.01 ^2.02 ^2.03 ^2.04 ^2.05 ^2.06 ^2.07 ^2.08 ^2.09 ^2.10 ^2.11 ^2.12 ^2.13 ^2.14 ^2.15 ^2.16 ^2.17 ^2.18 ^2.19 Krusty Gets Busted
↑ Bart's Friend Falls in Love

[KB-1] 1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 The Krusty Book

[KGB-2] 2.00 ^2.01 ^2.02 ^2.03 ^2.04 ^2.05 ^2.06 ^2.07 ^2.08 ^2.09 ^2.10 ^2.11 ^2.12 ^2.13 ^2.14 ^2.15 ^2.16 ^2.17 ^2.18 ^2.19 Krusty Gets Busted

[BFFIL-3] Bart's Friend Falls in Love

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