Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

	Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
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Production Code	1F18
OriginalAirdate	April 28, 1994
Blackboard Text	"I will not celebrate meaninglesss milestones"
Couch Gag	Homer notices the FOX "bug" on the screen, rips it off and stomps on it. The family joins in stomping on it as well.
Special Guest Voice	Marcia Wallace as Mrs. Karabapple
Written By	Bill Oakly and Josh Wienstein

This is the show's 100th episode.

Plot

Bart brings in Santa's Little Helper into school for show and tell. When he has to put him in the closet so he won't disturb class, it escapes into the vents. He causes mayhem through out the school, and when Superintendent Chalmers hears about it, he fires Skinner. Bart starts to feel guilty for getting him fired. So he and Skinner try to make a plot to get him rehired.

Quotes

Willie: "There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased scottsman."

Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] "We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal."
Skinner: "That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did."

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