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Tale of Two Mages

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Tale of Two Mages
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII
Required characters: Wizard Lisa, Wizard Bart

Tale of Two Mages is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Wizard Lisa and Wizard Bart to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
Wizard Lisa It's the first day of Magic Academy classes! Bart, don't forget to sharpen your wand and polish a toad for your teacher.
Bart - Annoyed Listen, I'm magic's biggest fan but ANOTHER school!? Magic or not, I'll sit this one out.
Wizard Lisa - Happy Come on, Bart, you don't want to miss orientation! They have a sorting sock that determines your future! AND that's when they hand out the owls!
Bart I know my future – it's being awesome. But I guess I could pick up my owl then bail before lame spell casting classes start.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Wizard Lisa - Happy I got grouped with all the book worms and try-hards! I can't wait to out try-hard all of them!
Wizard Lisa Where did you get assigned, Bart?
Wizard Bart - Annoyed It booked me for a full year's worth of detention. I hate when schools automatically and correctly assume you're bad! It's not fair!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
Wizard Lisa - Happy It was so cool, Mom! We learned how to transform frogs into princes.
Wizard Lisa And then we trained the princes not to eat flies. And then we all ate lunch.
Marge That's great, sweetie. How was your day, Bart?
Wizard Bart - Annoyed Lame! They're forcing me to retake the pre-Magic Academy classes. I didn't even get to cast a spell today!
Marge I'm sure they just want to make sure you work at a rate you're comfortable with.
Wizard Bart - Annoyed They're making me write the alphabet! Not even the magical alphabet. Just that stupid A, B, D one.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Conduct a Magical Orchestra". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Shirk His ABCs". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
Wizard Lisa - Happy I can't wait for exotic animal lessons today! I think we're learning how to adjust a dragon's flame.
Homer - Sarcastic Let me know when your dragon's BBQ lighting-ready and I'll have him over.
Wizard Bart - Annoyed Forget this. I'm not sitting through another elixir mixing class. It's all in metric. I barely know the Imperial system!
Wizard Bart Even though I hate tests, it's time for this prankster to put what he's learned to the test.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Learn Dragon Etiquette". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Magically Pants Skinner". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Skinner - Annoyed Bart, report to my office this instant.
Wizard Bart So, this is the part where I get expelled from the normie school by the dweeb principal?
Skinner - Sad Due to your impressive, though humiliating, display of magical aptitude, we're enrolling you in dark arts. And may God have mercy on our souls.
Wizard Bart Is that the one where the class paints a naked Willie?
Skinner No. Parents shut that class down.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
Wizard Bart So, apparently there's also a "dark arts" side to magic. And I'm pretty good at it. Even heard the letter "A" being associated with me.
Wizard Bart - Happy And it didn't have an "ss" coming after it!
Homer - Serious Lisa, why can't you be more like your brother? He could become the first overlord warlock in this family!
Wizard Lisa - Annoyed Of course, Bart's the prodigy at the one thing I've read and obsessed over my entire young adult life.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Exploit Powers". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Practice Spells". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
Wizard Lisa - Surprised I got a B- in Transfiguration?! Haven't I changed enough!
Wizard Bart If you think you deserve an A, you should be able to turn it into one.
Wizard Lisa - Happy You're right, Bart. Although it's against my moral code, I can Transfigure my B- into an A!
Wizard Bart - Surprised That's not what I meant. Wait. Stop! Why am I the smart, responsible one now?! I'm scared. I'm very scared!
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Sneak Around Invisible". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Try to Transfigure an A". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Wizard Lisa - Annoyed Darn! I can only manage a B+.
Homer - Scared Lisa, we've got to get out of here! An invisible ghost is throwing chicken bones at me and calling me fat-wad all over the house!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities.