Twelve Days of Christmas (Pranks and Greens)

Twelve Days of Christmas is a popular Christmas carol. The Simpsons sing their own version of it as a couch gag in Pranks and Greens. The parody lyrics were written by Jeff Westbrook.

Lyrics

The Simpsons:

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me...

Twelve Grampas grumbling

Eleven Barneys belching

Barney:

*Belch!*

The Simpsons:

Ten Lennys leaping

Nine Carls dancing

Eight Moes a-milking

Seven Selmas smoking

Six Flanders praying

Professor Frinks (on five golden coins):

Five golden Frinks

The Simpsons:

Four crawling nerds

Three-eyed fish

Two special Ralphs

And a Maggie in a Snuggly!