| Can't Stand the Heat
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Can't Stand the Heat is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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Hey, Homer. Chief Wiggum just pulled me into the station.
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What did you do this time? Cherry bomb a toilet? Deface a statue? Drink a soda larger than sixty-four ounces?
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Yes, yes, and no that was you. But this time he was bringing me in to give you a message.
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Wiggum says you better steer clear of the Chili Competition this year if you don't want to embarrass yourself again.
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Ha! Good luck embarrassing a guy who almost won the Darwin Award three times.
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My greatest regret is that my heart started beating again.
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For this year's Chili Competition, I'm going to train like I've never trained before!
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| Task: "Make Homer Drink Beer With Intensity". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Hoomer… Hommmer…
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HOMER!
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What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.
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Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave… like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.
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Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!
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But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.
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We don't use that term anymore. We prefer “reality challenged.”
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| Task: "Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds.
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Gentlemen, I've brought each of you here for your specialized chili-making skills.
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I know how to handle hot stuff, but I don't think I've ever eaten chili - just wrestled in it.
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The only chili I know to make is pickled. And it's eggs.
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I ain't made chili since the police took away my cooking bathtub.
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I make chili by opening a can and reheating it with my car's radiator.
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My chili is actually more of a deconstruction of the concept of chili. It's an opened can.
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And I call my chili hot dog surprise. The surprise is that it contains no hot dogs.
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Wow, I was only expecting THREE jokes about how bad you guys were. What a nice surprise!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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