| The Fat and the Futilest
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Fat and the Futilest is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble content update. It requires King-Size Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, look at me! I'm enormous!
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The jiggling fat is mesmerizing.
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This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around?
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Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids.
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Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter.
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| Task: "Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town". The job takes 8 hours.
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Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn't work for me.
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I'm afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson.
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I won't have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men.
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It's against labor regulations to fire a man because he's overweight.
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I suppose it's against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door.
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No, but I don't think he'd fit.
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Damn it, Smithers, you're the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door!
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I guess we'll just have to let him work from home.
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Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark
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Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds.
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Yes… I'm definitely… wearing something… under my fat folds.
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| Task: "Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 6 hours.
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Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself!
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It's so sad and ugly. Grab it's flesh bags and roll it into the water.
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I'm not a white whale, I'm a lightly tanned fatso! Don't treat me like an animal.
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Like an animal is also how we treat fat people.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you.
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Marge, that's offensive fat-shaming.
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It's not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home.
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I'm going to find a fat support group on the internet.
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No matter how crazy your ideas are, there's always 200 people online who'll agree with you.
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| Task: "Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group". The job takes place at the Java Server or Simpson House and takes 16 hours.
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Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group?
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Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark
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Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful!
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I made you a salad.
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But I'm a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today.
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I'm going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger.
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You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier.
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Also, you couldn't fit through the door.
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They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can't keep me out of the drive-thru.
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
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I'm sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only.
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Are you saying I can't eat here because I'm a person?
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I'm saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you'll damage the pavement.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, I've been hoping you'll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn't happening.
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So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures.
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If you mean you're going to deny me sex, when I'm this fat that's a little redundant.
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I'm going to nag you.
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The ultimate weapon!
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Well, do your worst.
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape". The job requires Mr. Burns and takes 30 minutes.
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Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again.
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Actually, I didn't nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger.
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That person can do anything.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
Th quest name is a reference to The Fast and the Furious.
