Say Hello to My Little Friend... Scarface!/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
- Bart: Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
- Milhouse: Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
- Bart: Bring it!
- Milhouse: Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
- Bart: Uh, I'll take the dare!
- Milhouse: Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.
- Bart: Wait! I came over to recuse you!
- Jimbo Jones: Huh? Rescue us?!
- Bart: Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
- Dolph Starbeam: No way.
- Bart: He night look harmless, but I you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?
- Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
- Milhouse: That's right.
- Nelson: I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.
- Meathook: We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
- Ralph Wiggum: My name is Ralph!
- Bart: Aye, Carumba!
- Meathook: We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
- Ramrod: But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!
- Meathook: Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
- Ramrod: What gives?
- Ralph: I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
- Ramrod: It is pudding!
- Jimbo: Bart said it was a scar!
- Dolph: He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
- Meathook: [GRRR!]
