User:Turtle Soup

I'm a fan of The Simpsons. My sister, brother, and I have been watching it practically our whole lives, back when it was "still cool"!

I recently realized something, Marge's strapless green dress is a little too risqué for a housewife. Maybe that's why Marge doesn't have any women friends, because they think she's a slut in that. That's probably the real reason Belle made her work for her when she nearly demolished her burlesque house. I like the scene that she looks at herself holding Homer's gun in "The Cartridge Family". The way she walks to the door after putting the gun in her purse says a lot of things. Also in that same episode, she has the guts to talk to those prostitutes. Did she meet them again upon closing the door in the end? She draws out a gun towards her "friends" at the beauty parlor in the episode "The Springfield Connection". Also she was arrested three times, she's a gambling addict (and used Lisa the way Homer did), she's a smoker, and has alcoholic tendencies. And her voice, a lot of single, slutty, drunken, loose women have a certain raspy voice. I think she has permanent asthma. She had probably breathing in "Mother Simpson" when she said "no more living vicariously through my girlfriend" (notice her cough), and in "The Springfield Files". One time she worked at an erotic baker! She had breast implants and exposed them in the crowd! No wonder Maude, Helen, and Bernice Hibbert don't want to be her friend because they considered her immoral.

I also like to point out Edna Krabappel hates Marge. In "Bart Gets Famous", she deliberately hung up on her. She made her write on the chalkboard in "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie". In "Bart the Mother" she told someone to just "knock her ass down".

I wonder if Marge picked out Lisa's strapless red dress for her? Lisa obviously picked out some of her mother's traits. She- an eight-year-old little girl - had her hands cuffed behind her back when she was arrested in front of the people in town in "Lisa the Skeptic"! She is conscious about her butt: in "$pringfield", she doesn't want to be Nevada because her butt will look big; in "Lisa's Date With Destiny" she was worried when Nelson said her butt sticks out (out of her dress?); and in "Sleeping with the Enemy", Terri and Sherri says she has a big butt, and Marge wanted to give Lisa a big slice of cake. She came across those prostitutes in "The Cartridge Family". I wonder if she meet any in "Lost Our Lisa"?

I think Marge has some pedophilic feelings towards Lisa. In "Summer of 4 Ft. 2", Marge's dream was for her daughter to be her best friend and dreamily looked at Lisa; and right away she tells Lisa to "be herself", she stares at Lisa dreamily for a moment and then leaves. Also, in "The Great Money Caper", a drunken Marge says to Lisa "You're a pretty girl", and then puts her arm on the arm of the couch and just looks at Lisa. Amber probably has it too, she tries to warm up to Lisa and want to give her some make-up.

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