Luke's Lament

"Luke's Lament" is a parody of "Feliz Navidad", performed by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics

Verse 1

So Vader's my dad?!

The gude's superbad.

He's covered in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!

So Leia's my sis?!

I can't believe this!

I wish George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite

I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Verse 2

So Han gets the girl?!

We're in Ewok-World.

I'm alone (of course), except for the Force. Man, I just want to hurl!

Chorus