Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes

All previously featured quotes.

July 5 2010 - August 1 2010

"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!"

―Homer Simpson

August 1 2010 - September 1 2010

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

September 1 2010 - October 1 2010

Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum

October 1 2010 - November 2 2010

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

November 2 2010 -

"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

―Kent Brockman