| Cool Hand Rex
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cool Hand Rex is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires T-Rex to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
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Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
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We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
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This is lame. I'm bustin' out of here!
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| Task: "Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
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Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
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Could you teach me to be cool like you?
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You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
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Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
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Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.
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| Task: "Make T-Rex Turn the Compost". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark
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Milton, you ready?
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Actually, it's Milhouse.
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Let's go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
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How is that going to make me cool?
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I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
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Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Task: "Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
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Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
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What fantasy land are you living in?
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My normal one. And you're just jealous 'cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
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Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
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I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
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| Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark
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Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
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Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
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What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
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What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?
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Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
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I knew you were just some lame nerd.
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You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
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You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
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Guess I missed the assembly 'cause I'm too cool for friends.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.
