The Gay Song

The Gay Song is a song sung mainly by Homer in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of Treehouse of Horror XX. The music was written by Alf Clausen and voice actor Dan Castellaneta provided the lyrics.

Lyrics

Homer:

While turning gay the other day,

A thought occurred to me.

I'd like to try most every guy

From here to "Timbuk-tee".

Oh, there's so many men around the world

Of every shape and size.

I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks

And teriyaki thighs.

I want to French-kiss a Frenchman

And spoon an English duke.

'Cause frankly, dear

To not be queer

Just makes me want to puke.

So find yourself a man

Who'll want you in the sack.

I recommend our dear old friend...

Bartender Moe Szyslak!

Moe:

Letters don't lie!

So, whadaya think, Marge? Will you give Moe a throw?