The Gay Song

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"The Gay Song"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Characters: Homer Simpson Moe Szyslak Length: 0:47 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen and Dan Castellaneta Lyrics: Dan Castellaneta Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XX"

"The Gay Song" is a song sung by Homer and Moe.

Lyrics

Homer:

While turning gay the other day,

A thought occurred to me.

I'd like to try most every guy

From here to "Timbuk-tee".

Oh, there's so many men around the world,

Of every shape and size.

I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks,

And teriyaki thighs.

I want to French-kiss a Frenchman,

And spoon an English duke.

'Cause frankly, dear,

To not be queer,

Just makes me want to puke.

So find yourself a man,

Who'll want you in the sack.

I recommend our dear old friend...

Bartender Moe Szyslak!

Moe:

Letters don't lie!

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX" (There's No Business Like Moe Business)