| Hypocritical Millennial Hipster
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update. It requires a Quick & Fresh and Jay to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark
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Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
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That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
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That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid.
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Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields...
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You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius!
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Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to.
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| Task: "Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market". The job takes place at a Quick & Fresh and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark
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I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
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Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends.
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Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
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| Task: "Make Jay Pick up Local Foods". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark
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It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
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Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
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You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
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According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here!
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They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those "bags of sugar" from the evidence locker.
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Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food" (x6). The jobs take place at a Quick & Fresh and take 4 hours.
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Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food!
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And I get a profit cut!
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Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
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That would be me!
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Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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