| Baton-Fu
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Baton-Fu is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Yard Sale 2014 content update. It requires Ninja Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Umm... Dad? I like the ninja suit and all, but can I offer one small piece of constructive criticism?
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Sure honey, as long as you don't expect me to listen or care, you can do whatever you'd like!
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Well, it's just that... don't you think that suit is a bit tight? I mean... I've seen vacuum sealed turkeys with less contour than you.
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You're not angry at me for being honest are you?
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Of course not Lisa. I'm furious! But as luck would have it, the ninja suit came with a pamphlet describing an ancient calming technique.
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Apparently you just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
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I'm pretty sure that's already how you cope with everything.
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Precisely! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to pop the seal off this proverbial turkey.
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Task: "Place Practice Snake".
Task: "Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes". The job takes place at Practice Snakes and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Ninja Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm tired of whacking practice snakes. It's time for bigger game!
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| Task: "Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer?
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Ummm... no...
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Although I did see some molemen loitering outside your house. I think they were in a moleman gang.
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Looks like the mole people are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action.
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Yay! I'll rally the troops.
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| Task: "Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Ninja Homer's exclamation mark
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Alright Flanders, before we go teach those molemen a lesson, I want you to check out my awesome ninja moves.
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I didn't know you were a student of martial arts!
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I'm not, but I do have an unhealthy interest in old Kung-Fu films.
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Now get out of the way before I ninja-whack you with my baton.
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| Task: "Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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