Burns' Heir/Quotes
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)
Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"
Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit
Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"
Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)
Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."
Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence
Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.
Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.
Homer actor drops his sandwich
Homer Actor: B'oh!
Bart: Something about them did not seem right.
Bart departs room
Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"
Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?
Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!
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