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Skateboard Renegade/Quotes

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Marge: Homer we need to talk...
Homer: If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer!
Marge: Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game!
Homer: Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy?
Bart: Whatever.
Homer: See?
Marge: But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like!
Homer: You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs!

Bart: What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade?
John Noiseland: Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax.
Bart: If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette?
John Noiseland: Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost.

Milhouse Van Houten: Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday.
Bart: Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix!
Milhouse: Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache.
Bart: Fine! What do you have left?
Milhouse: It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman.

Bart: Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
Dolph Shapiro: Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
Nelson Muntz: Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
Martin Prince: I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!

Marge: Homer! Are you okay?!
Homer: I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play!
Bart: Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time.
Marge: Oh, dear...