One

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"One"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Groundskeeper Willie Length: 1:04 Writer(s): Original: Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban Parody lyrics: Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, David S. Cohen and Bob Kushell Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror V"

"One" is a musical number that the Simpson family and Groundskeeper Willie perform with their insides turned out.

Lyrics

Simpson family:

One!

Chorus line of people.

Dancing till they make us stop.

Willie:

Two!

All:

Many dancing people.

Covered with blood, gore, and glop.

Just one sniff of that fog,

And you're inside out.

It's worse than that flesh-eating virus,

You've read about.

Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in.

The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine.

Happy Halloween!

Behind the Laughter

"One" is a parody of the song "One" from the hit long running Broadway show, A Chorus Line.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror V" (closing sequence)