Career Aptitude Normalizing Test

"Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair. In spite of your master's from Bryn Mawr you might end up a glorified baby-sitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!"

―Mrs. Krabappel

The Career Aptitude Normalizing Test, also known as CANT, is the name of the test that determines their future careers.

History

Tests are processed at the National Testing Center in Proctorville, Iowa and controlled by a robot named Emma. It was given to the students at Springfield Elementary School.

Questions

• 1. If I could be any animal, I would be: A) a carpenter ant... B) a nurse shark... or, C) a lawyer bird.
• 60. I prefer the smell of: A) gasoline... B) French fries... or, C) bank customers.

Results

• Janey Powell - Architect
• Chuck Berger - Insurance salesman
• Ralph Wiggum - Salmon gutter
• Milhouse Van Houten - Military strongman
• Martin Prince - Systems analyst
• Lisa Simpson - Homemaker
• Bart Simpson - Police officer

Apperances

• Episode – "Separate Vocations"