Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/Stupid vs Sexy Gameplay"

{{THT|After the user logs in on January 5th:}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: You must be this The Leader I've been hearing so much about.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: In the flesh. What can I do ya for?}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Yahweh? What are you doing here?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Got summoned, major drag.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Tell me about it.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: You two know each other?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Depends who you ask.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Well, I hope you're not here to try to stop The Leader. He's a good guy. Other than the whippings, but those were well-deserved.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: We're just having a good time here, doing surprisingly lucrative manual labor to prepare things for our new home on Blisstonia.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Well, this all seems to be in order. I see no reason why we can't all coexist.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Perhaps we could do more. Have you had a chance to see…my spaceship?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Eh, that's cool. Not really my thing.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Candy Canes [x150]<br/>If the user has Yahweh: '''Task: '''Make Yahweh Play Hacky-Sack With The Leader (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has The Leader: '''Task: '''Make The Leader Play Hacky-Sack With Yahweh (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Rabbi Krustofsky: '''Task: '''Make Rabbi Krustofsky Plead With Yahweh for Some Smiting (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Endure Another Whipping (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Ned: I'm sorry, Marge. We've worked our way to the top of the religion ladder. There's nobody left to pray to.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Maybe we were praying in the wrong direction.}}

{{TBT|Ned: It's a bit unconventional, but I guess we could try asking Satan. Satan is Santa spelled sideways, sort of, right?}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: You wished to speak with me?}}

{{TBT|Marge: Mr. Burns. Your employee, Homer Simpson, has fallen in with a cult! Will you help us?}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: A cult, eh? And what sort of automatons does this cult turn people into?}}

{{TBT|Marge: Mindless!}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: Mmm, that's the best kind, really. The sentient ones always want to know why you created them, and then they always seem so hurt when you say to make money.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

{{THT|After completing Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 1:}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: Smithers, what is the tax status of this cult?}}

{{TBT|Smithers: Exempt.}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: That is worrying. I may no longer be the most evil man in Springfield!}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: Perhaps we should form our own religion.}}

{{TBT|Smithers: We'd need some sort of belief system, preferably in book form.}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: My Rungs of Ruthlessness will be our bible. Commandment One: When in Doubt, Release The Hounds. Commandment Two: Conceal Your Control of the Kerosene Industry Through an Impenetrable Web of Trusts.}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: If we need more commandments we can steal them from Jay G's 50 Rules of Ruthlessness.}}

{{TBT|Smithers: Is that really the sort of message we want to send?}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: I guess we must be a religion: we've already got our Judas.}}

{{TBT|King Herod: Excuse me, fine chaps. Have you seen a baby around? About yea-high, long golden locks. Insufferably smug face.}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: Can't say that we have, sorry friend.}}

{{TBT|King Herod: Quite alright. Thanks for your time. Toodles.}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: ...}}

{{TBT|Mr. Burns: What a handsome man.}}

{{TBT|Smithers: Indeed.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Candy Canes [x150]<br/>If the user has Mr. Burns: '''Task: '''Make Mr. Burns Start a Cult (4h, Burns Cult Headquarters, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Smithers: '''Task: '''Make Smithers Sort Out the Tax Exemption Paperwork (4h, Burns Cult Headquarters, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Brown House)<br/>If the user has King Herod: '''Task: '''Make King Herod Search for Baby Jesus (4h)}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: I'm sorry, Yahweh, but now we have the Movementarians, the Burnsentarians, and the Christians to deal with.}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: I tried fire and brimstone with Moses but he's a book short of a Pentateuch, if you know what I mean. It's time to bring the chastisement as only you can.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: That was the old me. *laughs* I was such a hothead. Plagues of Locusts? Laying waste to Sodom AND Gomorrah? Who was that guy?}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: Those were your greatest hits! It's time to dust off the classics.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: I prefer to work in mysterious ways now.}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: Ways that look mysteriously like not working at all.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Don't push your luck, Rabbi! You want a little of what Nineveh got?}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: There's the wrathful Lord who made the Old Testament a ratings hit!}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: They changed the "God" character so much in the New Testament, it was basically a new book.}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: By the way, are you ever going to finish the Bible? It's been more than 2000 years since the last book. The fans are getting impatient.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: I don't owe the fans anything. I'm living my life. They should try living theirs.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

{{THT|After completing Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 2:}}

{{TBT|Marge: Can you make Homer come home, Grampa?}}

{{TBT|Grampa: Are you nuts? I can't even make him come visit me for an hour!}}

{{TBT|Grampa: Besides, if I go over there, the next thing you know I'll be handing out pamphlets in the park. I'm what the Navy doctors called weak-minded!}}

{{TBT|Grampa: I've already been a member of Sailors for Satan, the Order of the Purple Pyramid, and the Harvard Lampoon!}}

{{TBT|Marge: So many weirdos!}}

{{TBT|Grampa: Anyhow, you've got better ways of persuading him than I do. If I was you, I'd use 'em!}}

{{TBT|Marge: Maybe there is one more card I could play. A Christmas card, I mean...}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Candy Canes [x150]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Buy a Sexy Outfit (4h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Gold Navy, Abercrombie and Rich or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Accidentally See Marge's Sexy Outfit (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Lisa: *gasp* Mom, what is this outfit? It seems to be missing the arms, and the legs, and the…upper chest area.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Oh, uh…you weren't supposed to see that. But I suppose now is as good a time as any.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Lisa, uh…so there are birds and there are bees. And sometimes the birds think the bees are cute, for some reason, and uh…}}

{{TBT|Lisa: Oh my gosh, Mom, please don't try to have the birds and the bees talk with me. I've lived on the streets of Springfield. I've seen things.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

{{THT|After completing Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 3:}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Oh, Homie… I have something to show you…}}

{{TBT|The Leader: *gasp* Security! Don't let him see her outfit!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Marge? Is that – *drooling*}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Don't you want to come back home with me, Homie?}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Homer, no! You must resist!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Must…resist…}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Candy Canes [x150]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Try to be Sexy (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Try to Resist (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has The Leader: '''Task: '''Make The Leader Fire Up the Spaceship as a Distraction (4h, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Steal the Spaceship When No One's Looking (4h, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Hand Out Burnsentarian Pamphlets (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Rabbi Krustofsky: '''Task: '''Make Rabbi Krustofsky Demand Yahweh Smite Them All (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Yahweh: '''Task: '''Make Yahweh Play Some More Hacky-Sack (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has King Herod: '''Task: '''Make King Herod Overhear the Commotion (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Homer: Must…go with…sexy Santa…}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Alright, Homer. You brought this on yourself. *whips him*}}

{{TBT|Homer: Ow! What's happening? Where am I?}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Hey, that's cheating!}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Oh, and that outfit isn't?! Security, get her outta here!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

{{THT|After completing Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 4:}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Homer, you've shown some real fortitude today. I think you're just about ready for the spaceship.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Woohoo! There's nothing about this cult that I don't love!}}

{{TBT|Patty: Alright, The Leader, we've completed our list of complaints to be addressed. First and foremost, we need cable in the rooms. Second and...next foremost, Selma needs a shorter robe.}}

{{TBT|Selma: These legs gotta breathe under here.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Oh right, I forgot about them.}}

{{TBT|Homer: I want to be any place other than here!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Candy Canes [x175]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go Home (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Change Outfits (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Leave After Two Minutes of Patty (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Leave After Two Minutes of Selma (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has King Herod: '''Task: '''Make King Herod Wonder Where Baby Jesus Went (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|King Herod: Baby Jesus was here? And you just…let him go?}}

{{TBT|The Leader: I didn't LET him go. Baby Jesus choked my guard with his toga and stole my spaceship.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: If you see him, you can tell him that he's dead to me. DEAD!}}

{{TBT|King Herod: Yes…dead…wouldn't that be nice…mwwaaahahahahaha…}}

{{TBT|The Leader: I just meant like figuratively.}}

{{TBT|King Herod: Yes, me too.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

{{THT|After completing After completing Quest Space Cadet Pt. 5, Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 5, Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 5 and Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 5:}}

{{TBT|Marge: Oh, Homie, I'm so glad to have you home for Christmas.}}

{{TBT|Bart: Yeah, Dad. It was so boring around here without you. Not a single thing broke or blew up.}}

{{TBT|Homer: There's just nothing like family…}}

{{TBT|Grampa: *knocking on the door* Can I come in?}}

{{TBT|Homer: *whispering* Everybody, ssshhh. He'll go away…}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Well, I for one am real grateful for you letting me stay here until this whole King Herod thing blows over. Guy really knows how to hold a grudge.}}

{{TBT|Ned: *through the window* You're always welcome at my house, Baby Jesus!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Buzz off, Flanders! He's our Baby Jesus now!}}

{{TBT|Marge: Right, now we can all get back to the true meaning of Christmas.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Shopping?}}

{{TBT|Marge: Shopping!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}