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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Principal Skinner, I think you have bit of cheese right here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} How did you gain access to my bedroom? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm not saying anything, but if I did, I might have had some help. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} This is payback for using the guest towels in the bathroom! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's my private bathroom, mother! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Which means you're not a guest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} My macaroni and cheese tastes like principal Skim milk. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart, meet your personal Jiminy Cricket! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Ha! I'm a cricket! [CHIRP!] [CHIRP!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [SIGH!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's time to go to the opera! Oh no! Chocolate, red wine, and mud stains? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I got hungry and thirsty and bored! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, no worries with Marge's spot away! It'll even celean the Springfield slob! There! All ready to go to the opera. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's the thing were women box in bikins, right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Take it from Mrs. Spot Way, it'll make stains go away! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hello, Lindsey! We're here to do the new commercial! Someone forgot to print up a script for me though! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Hello, Marge! The invenstors have decided to go a different direciton with the live ad campaign. Homer, meet your new co-star, Ms. Spot Away! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ms. Spot Away]]}} Hiya, handsome! [GIGGLE!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I don't understand. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lindsey}} People are used to seeing fat slobs on television with young, sexy women. It just makes people more comfortable, especially over-weight slobs. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, I don't approve of this at all! Homer, let's go home! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lindsey}} Your signature on this contract says you approve of everything we decide to do! Also, if HOmer doesn't do the commercials, we'll sue! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Hi, Bart! Do you like haircut? Mr barber calls it "The Ralph!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Listen, Ralph, you win! If Homer taught me anything, it's knowing when to give up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Yay! I win! Okay, now it's your turn! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What do you mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} You did the things I told you to now I'll something you tell me to! It's only fair! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Really? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Your daddy looks sad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I know but what can we do? We're just kids! That's it! We're kids! | |
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Revision as of 14:16, September 23, 2020
- Principal Skinner: Bart Simpson!
- Bart: Principal Skinner, I think you have bit of cheese right here!
- Principal Skinner: How did you gain access to my bedroom?
- Bart: I'm not saying anything, but if I did, I might have had some help.
- Agnes Skinner: This is payback for using the guest towels in the bathroom!
- Principal Skinner: That's my private bathroom, mother!
- Agnes Skinner: Which means you're not a guest!
- Principal Skinner: Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience.
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter!
- Bart: What?
- Principal Skinner: Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him!
- Ralph: My macaroni and cheese tastes like principal Skim milk.
- Principal Skinner: Bart, meet your personal Jiminy Cricket!
- Ralph: Ha! I'm a cricket! [CHIRP!] [CHIRP!]
- Bart: [SIGH!]
- Marge: It's time to go to the opera! Oh no! Chocolate, red wine, and mud stains?
- Homer: I got hungry and thirsty and bored!
- Marge: Well, no worries with Marge's spot away! It'll even celean the Springfield slob! There! All ready to go to the opera.
- Homer: That's the thing were women box in bikins, right?
- Marge: Take it from Mrs. Spot Way, it'll make stains go away!
- Marge: Hello, Lindsey! We're here to do the new commercial! Someone forgot to print up a script for me though!
- Lindsey Naegle: Hello, Marge! The invenstors have decided to go a different direciton with the live ad campaign. Homer, meet your new co-star, Ms. Spot Away!
- Ms. Spot Away: Hiya, handsome! [GIGGLE!]
- Marge: I don't understand.
- Lindsey: People are used to seeing fat slobs on television with young, sexy women. It just makes people more comfortable, especially over-weight slobs.
- Marge: Well, I don't approve of this at all! Homer, let's go home!
- Lindsey: Your signature on this contract says you approve of everything we decide to do! Also, if HOmer doesn't do the commercials, we'll sue!
- Ralph: Hi, Bart! Do you like haircut? Mr barber calls it "The Ralph!"
- Bart: Listen, Ralph, you win! If Homer taught me anything, it's knowing when to give up!
- Ralph: Yay! I win! Okay, now it's your turn!
- Bart: What do you mean?
- Ralph: You did the things I told you to now I'll something you tell me to! It's only fair!
- Bart: Really?
- Ralph: Your daddy looks sad.
- Bart: I know but what can we do? We're just kids! That's it! We're kids!
