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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Lombardo]]}} After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unknown. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, continuing my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning behind this piece? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my political stance on... dumpsters.. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Fascinating! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} What does this mean? Are you a fraud? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Camera man}} I do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} And further- more, what Is the meaning of life? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} This man is a prophet! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} D'oh! | |
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| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[GASP!]'' This cannot be! [[Plasmo]] is comicom's most skilled an majestic sorcerer! Not a practitioner of cheap parlor tricks! [[Weasel Woman]] has no need to rub her eyes after the events of Superior Squadron #263! And surely she would retract her claws! {{Ch|Radioactive Man}} with freeze vision?! This is an unmitigated disaster! This images are a travesty! Only a madman could paint with such blatant disregard for continuity! Get them away! Worst. Paintings. Ever! These are even more egregious than the "Ewok Hanukkahk Special!" | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Sheesh. If you hate 'em so much, wh y did you paint 'em? | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I would never create such tripe! | ||
| + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Then that means... | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}}[SIGH] yes, I am not El Barto. 'Nuff said. | ||
Revision as of 11:11, July 29, 2020
- Professor Lombardo: After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unknown.
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, continuing my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning behind this piece?
- Comic Book Guy: Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my political stance on... dumpsters..
- Kent Brockman: Fascinating!
- Lisa: Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business.
- Bart: No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him.
- Kent Brockman: What does this mean? Are you a fraud?
- Comic Book Guy: Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes?
- Camera man: I do!
- Kent Brockman: Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so.
- Comic Book Guy: And further- more, what Is the meaning of life?
- Kent Brockman: This man is a prophet!
- Bart: D'oh!
- Comic Book Guy: [GASP!] This cannot be! Plasmo is comicom's most skilled an majestic sorcerer! Not a practitioner of cheap parlor tricks! Weasel Woman has no need to rub her eyes after the events of Superior Squadron #263! And surely she would retract her claws! Radioactive Man with freeze vision?! This is an unmitigated disaster! This images are a travesty! Only a madman could paint with such blatant disregard for continuity! Get them away! Worst. Paintings. Ever! These are even more egregious than the "Ewok Hanukkahk Special!"
- Lenny: Sheesh. If you hate 'em so much, wh y did you paint 'em?
- Comic Book Guy: I would never create such tripe!
- Kent Brockman: Then that means...
- Comic Book Guy:[SIGH] yes, I am not El Barto. 'Nuff said.
