Exit Through the Comic Shop/Quotes

Quotes

Professor Lombardo: After years of teaching art at the local community college, my faith in human creativity has been repeatedly shattered. Inevitably, I lost sight of what great art truly was. However, this splendid image, found in a back alley, has reinvigorated my romance with the painted image! It is sublime! I need to personally thank the genius behind the amazing piece, but El Barto's identity is unknown.

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, continuing my live interview with the sensational street artist known as "El Barto!" can you tell us the meaning behind this piece?

Comic Book Guy: Er... this one is a bout consumerism! And.. my political stance on... dumpsters..

Kent Brockman: Fascinating!

Lisa: Bart, you seem to be pretty upset over this El Barto business.

Bart: No, I'm not! I'm not El Barto! Never heard of him.

Kent Brockman: What does this mean? Are you a fraud?

Comic Book Guy: Er... um... What i'm saying is... um... aren't we all frauds? Don't we all see ourselves as fakes sometimes?

Camera man: I do!

Kent Brockman: Well, on occasion I have borrowed rather judiciously from Wikipedia, so I suppose so.

Comic Book Guy: And further- more, what Is the meaning of life?

Kent Brockman: This man is a prophet!

Bart: D'oh!

Comic Book Guy: [GASP!] This cannot be! Plasmo is comicom's most skilled an majestic sorcerer! Not a practitioner of cheap parlor tricks! Weasel Woman has no need to rub her eyes after the events of Superior Squadron #263! And surely she would retract her claws! Radioactive Man with freeze vision?! This is an unmitigated disaster! This images are a travesty! Only a madman could paint with such blatant disregard for continuity! Get them away! Worst. Paintings. Ever! These are even more egregious than the "Ewok Hanukkahk Special!"

Lenny: Sheesh. If you hate 'em so much, wh y did you paint 'em?

Comic Book Guy: I would never create such tripe!

Kent Brockman: Then that means...

Comic Book Guy:[SIGH] yes, I am not El Barto. 'Nuff said.