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Difference between revisions of "A Tale of 2 Pen Pals/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Of course. What kind of question is that?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Of course. What kind of question is that?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
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{{qf|Bart}} Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
:'''[[Marge]]''': If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
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{{qf|Marge}} If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
:'''[[Bart]]''': No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
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{{qf|Bart}} No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
 
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
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{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you, Miss Hoover.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thank you, Miss Hoover.
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
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{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes, ma'am.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, ma'am.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I see you got your packet too, Bart.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I see you got your packet too, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': So what?
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{{qf|Bart}} So what?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What country is your pen pal from?
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{{qf|Lisa}} What country is your pen pal from?
:'''[[Bart]]''': None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
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{{qf|Bart}} None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that near Turkey?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Is that near Turkey?
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that homework, boy?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that homework, boy?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
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{{qf|Bart}} Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
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{{qf|Homer}} I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
:'''[[Bart]]''': What country was he from?
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{{qf|Bart}} What country was he from?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Michigan. What a different world they live in.
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{{qf|Homer}} Michigan. What a different world they live in.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I did?
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{{qf|Bart}} I did?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That's the village across the river from Salucca's
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{{qf|Lisa}} That's the village across the river from Salucca's
:'''[[Bart]]''': What a co-winkydinik, huh?
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{{qf|Bart}} What a co-winkydinik, huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!  
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{{qf|Lisa}} You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!  
:'''[[Bart]]''': Um... maybe later, okay?
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{{qf|Bart}} Um... maybe later, okay?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I knew it!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I knew it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom!
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{{qf|Bart}} Mom!
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Revision as of 12:07, July 10, 2020



Bart: Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
Marge: Of course. What kind of question is that?
Bart: Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
Marge: If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
Bart: No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.

Ms. Hoover: Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
Lisa: Thank you, Miss Hoover.
Ms. Hoover: Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
Lisa: Yes, ma'am.

Lisa: I see you got your packet too, Bart.
Bart: So what?
Lisa: What country is your pen pal from?
Bart: None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
Milhouse: Is that near Turkey?

Homer: Is that homework, boy?
Bart: Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
Homer: I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
Bart: What country was he from?
Homer: Michigan. What a different world they live in.

Lisa: Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
Bart: I did?
Lisa: That's the village across the river from Salucca's
Bart: What a co-winkydinik, huh?
Lisa: You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
Bart: Um... maybe later, okay?
Lisa: I knew it!
Bart: Mom!