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A Tale of 2 Pen Pals/Quotes

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Bart: Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
Marge: Of course. What kind of question is that?
Bart: Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
Marge: If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
Bart: No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.

Ms. Hoover: Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
Lisa: Thank you, Miss Hoover.
Ms. Hoover: Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
Lisa: Yes, ma'am.

Lisa: I see you got your packet too, Bart.
Bart: So what?
Lisa: What country is your pen pal from?
Bart: None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
Milhouse: Is that near Turkey?

Homer: Is that homework, boy?
Bart: Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
Homer: I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
Bart: What country was he from?
Homer: Michigan. What a different world they live in.

Lisa: Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
Bart: I did?
Lisa: That's the village across the river from Salucca's
Bart: What a co-winkydinik, huh?
Lisa: You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
Bart: Um... maybe later, okay?
Lisa: I knew it!
Bart: Mom!