Difference between revisions of "...The Permanent Record Room!/Quotes"

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Milhouse: That sure took a long time to super glue groundskeeper Willie's bed and table to the ceiling while he was passed out on the floor. What was the point?

Bart: I just plant the seeds, Milhouse. The fun is seeing what grows.

Agnes Skinner: Seymour!

Seymour Skinner: I'm busy, mother!

Agnes Skinner: What are you doing in here?

Seymour Skinner: Narrating, mother.

Agnes Skinner: That better not mean what I think it does!

Jimbo: [SIGH] I hate this school.

Kearney: You think you hate this school? I got a wet willie for not knowing the robot dog's name of Battlestar Galactica.

Dolph: I din't know what year "Space 1999" took place in, and they gave me a "native American" burn.

Jimbo: I can't take it. What defense do we have against their brains?

Kearney: Perhaps we should write and perfom a satircial one act play ponting out their foibles.

Dolph: You know, that just might work. I'll get started on the costumes and...

Bart: You know, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney. You're all really big. Why don't you just beat them up?

Jimbo: ?

Kearney:?

Dolph: ?

Homer: Can I have more syrup for my waffles?

Abe Simpson: Syrups for sissies! I won't have it in my house! Unsweetened molasses! That's goo enough!

Mona Simpson: Now, Abe... you know, if Homer doesn't get at least two cups of suggar in the morning, he falls right back to...

Homer: Zzzz!

Mona Simpson: Abe!

Abe Simpson: I know! I know! I'll get the bacon.

Seymour Skinner: My grandfather gave me this on his deathbed. It's a map, written a hundred years ago by a pirate king.

Homer: It's a napkin from this ice cream ship.

Seymour Skinner: So? You think pirates didn't like ice cream?

Homer: Sorry.