Difference between revisions of "Stuff to Do"
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#Trademark "El Barto." | #Trademark "El Barto." | ||
#Buy more spray paint. | #Buy more spray paint. | ||
| − | #Devise new and | + | #Devise new and interesting ways to make [[Homer]] lose it. |
#Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it. | #Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it. | ||
#Hide [[Lisa's Saxophone]]. | #Hide [[Lisa's Saxophone]]. | ||
#[[TiVo]] "[[Itchy & Scratchy]] -a- thon." | #[[TiVo]] "[[Itchy & Scratchy]] -a- thon." | ||
#Think of new catchphrases. | #Think of new catchphrases. | ||
| − | #Devise new and | + | #Devise new and interesting ways to manipulate [[Milhouse]] into doing my dirty work. |
#Practice being more incorrigible. | #Practice being more incorrigible. | ||
#Put off doing homework. | #Put off doing homework. | ||
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#Finish writing underam symphony. | #Finish writing underam symphony. | ||
#"Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward. | #"Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward. | ||
| − | #Science experiment: Replace | + | #Science experiment: Replace Parmesan cheese in cafeteria with [[Groundskeeper Willie]]'s barf-absorbent sawdust. (Wen kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be able to absorb itself?) |
#Alfter report card. | #Alfter report card. | ||
#Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on [[Charlie Brown]]'s To-Do List.) | #Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on [[Charlie Brown]]'s To-Do List.) | ||
| − | # | + | #Convince [[Milhouse]] to let me hold his lunch money. Give it to [[Nelson]] instead of mine. |
#Publish my memoirs. | #Publish my memoirs. | ||
#Pull the fire alarm. | #Pull the fire alarm. | ||
Revision as of 12:52, March 8, 2020
Stuff to Do is a list over stuff to do by Bart from The Bart Book.
List
- Trademark "El Barto."
- Buy more spray paint.
- Devise new and interesting ways to make Homer lose it.
- Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it.
- Hide Lisa's Saxophone.
- TiVo "Itchy & Scratchy -a- thon."
- Think of new catchphrases.
- Devise new and interesting ways to manipulate Milhouse into doing my dirty work.
- Practice being more incorrigible.
- Put off doing homework.
- Hide Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls.
- Get studio audience tickets for Krusty's show.
- Be first kid in Springfield Elementary cafeteria history to dare to start food fight on Sloppy Joe Day.
- Work on sass-back.
- Fine-tune Principal Skinner impersonation.
- Teach Maggie to spell dirty words with blocks.
- Hide Lisa's homework.
- Use the phrase "Blow this Tupperware party"more in conversation.
- Call Moe's and ask for "G.I. Manidiot."
- Learn to sleep with eyes open in class.
- Hide Lisa's Happy Little Elves lunch box.
- Make a life cast of my butt.
- Enter butt sculpture in art show at school or make into lamp for Father's day.
- Hang out at Kwik-E-Mart.
- Learn to burp the alphabet.
- Finish writing underam symphony.
- "Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward.
- Science experiment: Replace Parmesan cheese in cafeteria with Groundskeeper Willie's barf-absorbent sawdust. (Wen kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be able to absorb itself?)
- Alfter report card.
- Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on Charlie Brown's To-Do List.)
- Convince Milhouse to let me hold his lunch money. Give it to Nelson instead of mine.
- Publish my memoirs.
- Pull the fire alarm.
- Petition to make ice cream the fifth grade group.
- Put mathballs in the beef stew.
- Hug Mom.
