Difference between revisions of "Citizen Cane/Quotes"

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Jimbo: You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?

Dolph: Sure!

Kearney: Go fo it, dude!

Chief Wiggum: So, you like picking on old guys, eh?

Jimbo: It's kind of a hobby.

Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that!

Lou: Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!

Grampa: Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!

Senior: You look just like my grand-daughter!

Jasper: Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.

Nurse: Break it up, and get back to your rooms!

Nurse: Did you remember to take your pills?

Grampa: I remember everything!

Nurse: Really? What's your name?

Grampa: Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.

Kearney: Yo! How was it?

Jimbo: Brutal

Dolph: Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"

Jimbo: Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!

Kearney: Whatever, dude.

Dolph: Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!