Difference between revisions of "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution/Quotes"

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Krusty: Why is my show all cartoons?! And all the movies they're making fun of are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky. Why can't we...?!

Homer: Oh, my pants are splitting wide open. And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob!

Annie Dubinsky: I know that laugh! It's the laugh of the most ungrateful, credit-grabbing, other-people's-room-service- eating man that I ever met. I will never forgive you for what you did to me.

Lisa: Krusty, you know her?

Krusty: Well, she knows me.

Krusty: You know, I'm a little nervous about doing live theater again.

Annie Dubinsky: Come on. Didn't you do your TV show in front of an audience for years?

Krusty: Yeah, but they were kids and we gave 'em candy if they laughed. And if they didn't, until the '70s, I hit 'em with a stick. Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called Circus of Shame or something.

Krusty: This morning I was a star, with a top agent. Now I'm strung out in a ball pit! Go away. No kid should see his hero sunk so low.

Lisa: Well, you're not exactly my hero. I see you more as a cautionary tale.

Krusty: What?!