Difference between revisions of "Homer the Father/Quotes"

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Homer: I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.

Homer:I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing, but the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen!

Ghost: How could you mistake him for me?

Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.

Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.

Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.

Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.

Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.

Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low tiger woods, undesierable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.

Bart: Can I betray the country I pledge allegiance to every day?

CIA Guy #1: You pledge allegiance to the flag.

CIA Guy #2: And the flag is made in China.

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