Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"
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(''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'') | (''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'') | ||
| − | '''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''':(to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. | + | '''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''': (''to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]'') You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. |
'''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour. | '''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour. | ||
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'''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you! | '''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you! | ||
| − | '''Carl and Lenny''' :AARRGHH! | + | '''Carl and Lenny''': AARRGHH! |
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'''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread... | '''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread... | ||
| − | '''Homer''': (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me! | + | '''Homer''': (''picks up the bread'') Oh garlic bread, please guide me! |
'''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! | '''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! | ||
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'''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has | '''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has | ||
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'''[[Marge]]''': Now open! | '''[[Marge]]''': Now open! | ||
| − | (Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him) | + | (''Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him'') |
| − | ''' | + | '''Homer''': Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? |
'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | '''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | ||
| − | (''The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]] plaque in the garbage can'') | + | (''The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can'') |
{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
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Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)
Principal Dondelinger: (to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
Principal: What is it?
Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!
(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
(After Homer leaves the italian resturant)
Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has
Marge: Homer close your eyes...
(The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame)
Marge: Now open!
(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)
Homer: Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
(The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can)
